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Beyonce Thinks Blue Ivy Is a Genius Even Though She's Not

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Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber
According to Beyonce, Blue Ivy, 1, is already reading flashcards. And I bet if you probed Mama Bey a little more, you'd learn that Blue is also fluent in French; has read Anna Karenina (in Russian); and is really the person responsible for discovering the god particle. Moms. We all think our kids are geniuses, don't we? When our babies point at something and scream, it's really their way of solving a complex Calculus problem. When they hold a book, it's clearly a sign they're going to be the next Jonathan Franzen. And when they shove a fist-full of Puffs into their adorable mouth, it's a demonstration of motor skills like no other. Our children are all the smartest babies who have ever lived. To us. To everyone else, they're just babies.

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