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Moms of first kids are quite different from moms of second/third/fourths/etc. It's a proven fact. When you're a first time mom, you're all, "Oh my god, did my kid touch plastic? He's gonna die!!!" But when it isn't your first, you're more, "Is that glass he's chewing? Eh, he'll be fine." Kidding. But there is a definite difference between how parents act their first time around with how they act with their subsequent kids. And it's kind of hilarious.
Here are 5 differences between first time moms and moms of more than one. In GIF-form, naturally.
First Time Mom: When your baby takes an extra long nap, you're all, "Uhhh, are you alive?"
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Veteran Mom: When your baby takes an extra long nap, you're all, "Partay!"
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First Time Mom: When your baby has a rash, you phone up the doctor right away.
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Veteran Mom: When your baby has a rash, you're like, "It's fiiiiine."
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First Time Mom: When you leave the house, you pack up every single thing baby might need.
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Veteran Mom: When you leave the house, you're like, "Do I have a diaper?"
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First Time Mom: When people come to the house, you're like, "Um, did you sterlize yourself?"
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Veteran Mom: When people come to the house, you're like, "Eh, you smell alright."
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First Time Mom: When your baby is crying, you're like, "Dear god, what is happening?"
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Veteran Mom: When your baby is crying, you're like, "Is that the TV?"
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Were you a different mom the second time around?
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